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Sunday, August 23, 2009

This Just In - A Star on the Rise

The Planeswalker's Stronghold has opted to push back the announcement previously scheduled for today, in order to put the spot light on one of our own.

Chapel Hill resident Daniel Schoenbach (aka Shoebox) finished in first place at Saturday's Pro Tour Austin Qualifier with a huge 10-1-1 record at the end of the day (7-1-1 before the cut).

Ever since his humble beginnings in that log cabin in the back woods of Arkansas, Daniel has been destined for great things. Since his record setting graduation from MIT at the age of 14, Daniel has used his keen intelligence in order to make the world a better place. Daniel plans to go full time into the Magic Life, quiting his nearly 20 year career as head of the CIA's satellite communications division. Sure everyone thought he worked for PBS, but nobody really works for PBS.

Unfortunately, due to the unexpected nature of this bulletin, not all the information presented have been confirmed at this time. Perhaps Daniels will find time between his Pro Tour plans, CIA responsibilities, and PBS cover story to give us some of the details of this event.

3 comments:

Gerdef said...

W00t, w00t!

Jeff said...

EPIC SIR, EPIC!

Johan said...

OH DEAR LORD IS THAT A FRIGHTENING PICTURE.